REALISTIC BITCOIN TRADING SIMULATOR

Tom Scott

"We are sorry for your loss," reads the message from the lawyers handling the estate of your long-lost great-uncle.
You didn't even know you had a long-lost great-uncle, but then that's rather the point of long-lost great-uncles, isn't it?
The message continues: "As per your instructions, we have transferred the $5,000 you have inherited to your bank account."
I'm going to buy Bitcoins with it!
I'm going to Disney World!