Story of a Celt Warrior

the Cool Story Bros.

With a start, you wake up. Something has disturbed your sleep - but you don't know what... Perhaps it was a dream? A vision of things to come? You hope that the gods of war look kindly upon you today as you battle the Roman occupiers.
But first: breakfast. What should you eat to prepare yourself for the day of battle? Will you feast on gruel made from grains and seeds? Or will you tuck into a hunk of smoked meat from your knapsack?
Eat gruel.
Eat meat.