You're drunk at SNL. Can you make it home?

THE FOURTH CROWN

So you're drunk at this week's SNL. Oh God. You took some shots at your friends room and then took a water bottle filled with God knows what and downed it before you made it to Lund. You're standing next to the chicken wings when the loud boy from your chem class sees you and approaches. What do you do?
Eat the chicken wings
Run away screaming
Talk to the loud boy
Fight the loud boy